Hello and welcome to my blog, or what there is of it for now. Movies are one of my favorite things and we all have our favorite lines so I thought, why not share my favorites? Most are funny (to me at least) but some are serious, well, sort of serious. These first few are just from movies I have watched lately. So I hope you enjoy, I will try and update regularly. Send me your ideas, who knows, maybe we will agree.

Location: Inside my head, arguing with the voices.

Sunday, April 10, 2005

Nutty Professor
"Somebody better call The Exorcist"! "This is some scary shit"! Eddie Murphy as Papa Klump

Monday, March 07, 2005

Down Periscope
"You watch yourself Dodge, you are addressing a superior officer." Bruce Dern "No, merely a higher ranking one! Catch us if you can!" Kelsey Grammer

Friday, February 11, 2005

Smokey and the Bandit
"I love the suits boys, it must be a bitch getting a 68 extra fat, and a 12 dwarf!" Burt Reynolds

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

The Empire Strikes Back
"Never tell me the odds!" Harrison Ford
"Always with you, it cannot be done." Frank Oz
"No time to discus this in comittee!" Harrison Ford
"Apology accepted captain Needa." Jame Earl Jones

Leathal Weapon 4
"Look, it's the four Marx brothers: Groucho, Harpo, Chico and.... Fucko." Mel Gibson

Monday, January 31, 2005

"You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?" Kurt Russell
"Oh Johnny, I apologize, I forgot you were there. You may go now." Val Kilmer
"Alright then, let's finish it." Kurt Russell "Indeed sir, the last charge of Wyatt Earp and his immortals." Val Kilmer

The Empire Strikes Back
"Don't worry about Master Luke, I'm sure he'll be alright. He's quite resourceful you know, for a human being." Anthony Daniels

Saturday, January 29, 2005

Star Wars
"That's no moon, it's a space station." Alec Guiness
"A garbage chute is a great idea, what a wonderful smell you’ve discovered!" Harrison Ford
"Will somebody get this walking carpet out of the way!" Carrie Fisher
"Wonderful girl, either I’m gonna kill her or I’m beginning to like her!" Harrison Ford
"What a piece of junk!" Mark Hamill
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!" Carrie Fisher

Wednesday, January 26, 2005


"Find anything yet?" Rick Moranis "Nothing yet sir" anonymous "What about you guys?" Rick Moranis "Not a thing sir" anonymous "How about you guys?" Rick Moranis "We ain’t found shit!" anonymous
"Yogurt, will I ever see you again?" Bill Pullman "Who knows, God willing we’ll all meet again in Spaceballs 2 The Search For More Money." Mel Brooks

Cannonball Run
"I can't see shit can you?" sung by Mel Tillis "No problem son, no problem." sung by Terry Bradshaw
"Hold on to your lunch pail, this may get a little weird." Rick Aviles
"Is that any good to drink?" Dean Martin

Cannonball Run 2
"No excuses you son of my ugliest wife." Recardo Montalban
"Proctology is my specialty, I’m very probably the world’s most leading expert on ulcers." "You’re going to drink milk? Aren’t you afraid it'll curdle when it hits your liver?” Sammy Davis Jr. "My liver died last year!" Dean Martin

"We're in deep shit now Francis" Robert Davi
"Captain Chunk says, let's get the hell out of here!" Jeff Cohen

Revenge of the Nerds
"You feeling allright Takashi?" Anthony Edwards "Oh fucking great!" Brian Tochi
"I'm in love with a nerd." Julia Montgomery